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ReviewsThe marketplace

What the online ED companies are actually selling.

Most men meet this condition through an advertisement rather than a physician. These are clinical assessments of the products in those advertisements — what is in them, what the evidence supports, and what the twenty-minute questionnaire cannot see.

Products reviewed
06
Affiliate links
None
Sponsored
No
Last checked
Aug 2026

Read this first

We are not a neutral party.

We are a competitor of the companies reviewed on this page. That is a conflict of interest and you should read everything here with it in mind. What we can offer against it: every factual claim is drawn from the company's own published material and linked, every clinical criticism applies equally to us where it applies, and we take no affiliate commission or referral fee from anyone named here — including from the retail pharmacies whose generics we rate most highly.

01Method

What we look at, in this order.

The same four questions applied to every product, including the unglamorous option we rate highest.

  1. 01

    What is actually in it

    The molecule, the dose, and whether the finished product is FDA-approved or compounded. Compounded is not a slur — it is a specific regulatory status, and you are entitled to know which one you are buying.

  2. 02

    What the evidence supports

    Whether the thing being sold is the thing that was studied. A well-evidenced molecule in a novel combination or format is not automatically a well-evidenced product.

  3. 03

    What the consultation can detect

    Whether the process could plausibly identify a contraindication or an underlying cause. A questionnaire cannot measure blood pressure, and erectile dysfunction is frequently the first symptom of vascular disease.

  4. 04

    What it costs, honestly

    Total cost on the recurring plan rather than the introductory offer, compared against the same molecule from a retail pharmacy.

What the verdicts mean

Graded against approved dosing envelopes rather than opinion. Every verdict below should follow from this ladder.

Reasonable option
An FDA-approved medicine, used at an approved dose, on an approved schedule. The benchmark everything else is measured against.
Proceed carefully
An unapproved combination, but each component sits inside its own approved dosing envelope. The pairing lacks evidence; the individual doses are not the problem.
Not without a physician
Something sits outside an approved envelope — a dose above the ceiling, an ingredient with no approval for this use, or a dosing schedule the drug has never been licensed for. Not a claim that the product is unsafe; a claim that the decision needs someone who can see your blood pressure.

02The reviews

Every product on this page, assessed on the same four questions.

Ordered from the plainest option to the most pharmacologically complicated, which is also roughly the order of how much medical supervision each one warrants.

Any retail pharmacy

Generic sildenafil or tadalafil

Reasonable option

The default against which every product below should be measured.

Price
Often under $20 / mo
Varies widely by pharmacy and discount card. Frequently covered in part by pharmacy benefit plans.

Checked 1 August 2026.

The benchmark nobody advertises, because there is no subscription attached to it. An FDA-approved molecule, from a regular pharmacy, usually for less than the compounded alternatives.

What the company states

FDA status
FDA-approved
Active ingredient
Single agent, standard dose
Requires
A prescription from any licensed prescriber
Subscription
None

Our assessment

Sildenafil and tadalafil have been generic for years. They are the exact molecules studied in the trials that made PDE5 inhibitors first-line therapy, manufactured to FDA-approved standards, and dispensed at doses a prescriber can titrate deliberately.

This matters as a reference point. Much of the direct-to-consumer market is selling compounded reformulations of these same two molecules at a monthly subscription price, and the marketing rarely mentions that the approved version exists and is frequently cheaper.

The catch is that it requires a prescriber, and the whole appeal of the online model is not having to talk to one. That is a real convenience, and it is also precisely where the clinical value sits.

Reasonable for

  • Almost every man starting treatment for erectile dysfunction
  • Men who want a dose their prescriber can adjust methodically
  • Men who would rather not be on a recurring plan

Not for

  • Men who have had a genuine maximum-dose trial without benefit — that finding points to second-line therapy, not a different tablet

Ro

Ro Sparks

Proceed carefully

The combination has no approval and no trial evidence as a combination.

Price
$48 / mo
Listed as $28 for a first order with $20 off applied at checkout, for new sexual health patients on a recurring plan, if prescribed.

Checked 1 August 2026. Details drawn from the company’s own site.

A compounded sublingual combining sildenafil and tadalafil in one dose. Fast and convenient by design — and, by Ro's own disclosure, not an FDA-approved product.

What the company states

What it is
Compounded sublingual combining sildenafil and tadalafil
FDA status
Ro states: compounded, not FDA-approved
Consultation
Online questionnaire, roughly 20 minutes
Provider review
Within about 24 hours, asynchronous
Labs or examination
None described
Claims
Acts in 15 minutes on average; lasts up to 36 hours

Our assessment

Take the disclosure at face value first, because Ro makes it themselves: this is a compounded product and it is not FDA-approved. Compounding is legal and legitimate — it exists so pharmacists can prepare a formulation an individual patient needs. It does not carry the manufacturing and content verification that sits behind an approved drug.

The clinically interesting part is the combination. Sildenafil and tadalafil are both PDE5 inhibitors — the same drug class, acting on the same enzyme, by the same mechanism. Putting them together is not a standard of care, is not in the American Urological Association guideline, and has not been established as a combination in randomized trials. The individual molecules are extremely well studied; this pairing of them is not.

Because both agents lower blood pressure through the same pathway, combining them is a pharmacological reason for caution rather than a reassurance. That matters most for men taking nitrates, where any PDE5 inhibitor is absolutely contraindicated, and for men on alpha-blockers, where dosing needs care.

The consultation is a questionnaire. A questionnaire cannot take your blood pressure, cannot examine you, and cannot order the blood work that would identify diabetes, a lipid problem or a testosterone deficiency. For a healthy man with a recent physical, that gap may be acceptable. For a man whose erectile dysfunction is the first sign of vascular disease, the gap is the entire diagnosis.

Reasonable for

  • Men who have already been assessed properly and want convenience
  • Men who have tolerated both molecules separately and understand what they are buying
  • Men whose priority is speed of onset over evidence base

Not for

  • Anyone taking nitrates in any form, including recreational 'poppers'
  • Men on alpha-blockers or with unstable cardiovascular disease
  • Men who have not had a blood pressure reading or blood work in years
  • Men who have never tried a single agent at a proper dose first

RocketRx

Rocket Rise

Proceed carefully

Two PDE5 inhibitors in one tablet, one of them already at its approved ceiling.

Price
$2.18 / pill
Listed per-pill price, with an 8-pill package option and 25% off a first order using the advertised code. No ongoing subscription figures were disclosed on the page checked.

Checked 1 August 2026. Details drawn from the company’s own site.

A compounded chewable pairing 20mg of sildenafil with 20mg of tadalafil. Cheaper per dose than most of the category, and more forthcoming about side effects — but it is still two drugs of one class in a tablet, sold off a two-minute questionnaire.

What the company states

What it is
Compounded chewable containing sildenafil 20mg and tadalafil 20mg
FDA status
RocketRx states: “The featured products include compounded products which have not been approved by the FDA” and “The FDA does not verify the safety or effectiveness of compounded drugs.”
Consultation
Online questionnaire, stated at 2 minutes
Reviewed by
A US-licensed clinician
Labs or examination
None described
Claims
Works in 30–60 minutes; lasts up to 36 hours
Side effects listed
Headaches, muscle aches, back pain, flushing, low blood pressure

Our assessment

The doses here are more restrained than elsewhere in this category, and that is worth saying first. Neither component exceeds its own approved ceiling. But look at what each one is doing. Tadalafil at 20mg is exactly the maximum approved on-demand dose — there is no headroom left in it. Sildenafil at 20mg sits below the usual starting dose for erectile dysfunction; 20mg is the strength marketed three times daily for pulmonary arterial hypertension, not the 50mg most men begin ED treatment on.

So the tablet pairs a maximal dose of one PDE5 inhibitor with a low dose of another from the same class. Which raises an obvious question about the second one. The stated profile — onset in 30 to 60 minutes, lasting up to 36 hours — is a good description of tadalafil 20mg taken by itself. That is the drug people call the weekend pill precisely because of the 36-hour figure. It is not clear what 20mg of sildenafil adds to that beyond a second agent acting on the same enzyme and lowering blood pressure through the same pathway.

As with every combination on this page, no approved product does this and no randomized trial establishes the pairing. The evidence belongs to each molecule on its own.

Credit where it is due: RocketRx lists low blood pressure among the side effects on the product page and states plainly that the FDA does not verify the safety or effectiveness of compounded drugs. That is more forthcoming than a good deal of this market, and a man who reads their page carefully is reasonably well informed about what he is buying.

The consultation is the shortest we have looked at — two minutes by their own description. Two minutes is enough to ask whether you take nitrates. It is not enough to measure a blood pressure, examine anyone, or order the blood work that would find the diabetes or the testosterone deficiency underneath the symptom.

One last comparison, since price is the strongest argument for this product. At $2.18 a dose you are paying for a compounded combination whose advertised onset and duration match those of generic tadalafil 20mg — an FDA-approved medicine that a retail pharmacy will frequently dispense for less. Worth pricing both before you decide.

Reasonable for

  • Men already assessed and screened who want a low-cost, convenient chewable format
  • Men who have tolerated both molecules separately at standard doses
  • Men who will actually read the side-effect list the company publishes

Not for

  • Anyone taking nitrates in any form, including recreational 'poppers'
  • Men on alpha-blockers or other blood-pressure-lowering medication
  • Men who have not had a blood pressure reading or blood work recently
  • Men who have never tried a single agent at a standard dose first

Hims

ED 3-in-1 Pill

Proceed carefully

Two PDE5 inhibitors again, and a vitamin counted as the third ingredient.

Price
From $1.63 / use
Reported starting per-use price. Hims sells on subscription plans whose totals depend on quantity and cadence; we could not confirm current plan pricing.

Checked 1 August 2026. Not read at source — see the caveat alongside. Details drawn from the company’s own site.

A compounded chewable mint pairing sildenafil and tadalafil with vitamin B12 — the cheapest per dose on this page. The third of the three is the one worth thinking about.

Not verified at source

Hims blocks automated access to its own pages, including its support documentation, so unlike every other entry here this one was not read at source. The details below are drawn from third-party reporting and search indexing of Hims' own published material, corroborated across more than one source. Doses of the two PDE5 inhibitors in this specific product could not be confirmed and are deliberately not stated. Treat this entry as less reliable than the others on this page, and verify against Hims directly before acting on it.

Reported specifications

Reported composition
Sildenafil, tadalafil and vitamin B12 in a compounded chewable mint
Doses
Not confirmed — we could not verify the strength of either PDE5 inhibitor
FDA status
Compounded. Hims' published material states that compounded drug products are not FDA-approved and that the FDA does not evaluate them for safety, effectiveness or quality.
Wider product line
Hims' compounded oral tablets are reported to contain one or more of sildenafil, tadalafil, vardenafil, fluoxetine, rosuvastatin, atorvastatin, vitamin B6, vitamin B12, L-arginine or zinc, depending on the individual prescription
Consultation
Online, asynchronous; no labs or examination described

Our assessment

The core of this is the same construction as Ro Sparks and Rocket Rise: two PDE5 inhibitors, same class, same enzyme, same additive effect on blood pressure, in a compounded product with no approval and no trial evidence for the pairing. Everything said about that above applies here without modification.

What is different is the third ingredient, and it is worth being precise about it. Vitamin B12 has no established role in treating erectile dysfunction in a man whose B12 is normal. If a man is genuinely deficient, that is a finding worth investigating on its own terms — it can point to diet, to malabsorption, to metformin use — and the answer to it is not a pinch of it folded into a mint. Counting a vitamin as one of the three in a 3-in-1 is a marketing decision rather than a pharmacological one.

We could not verify the doses, and that gap matters more than it might sound. The whole basis on which we assessed the other combination products was comparing their published strengths against approved ceilings. Without those numbers there is no way to tell whether this sits in the restrained end of the category or the aggressive end.

The wider product line is the part that would give us most pause in a consulting room. Hims' compounded tablets are reported to be personalised from a menu that includes fluoxetine and a statin. Those are not incidental additions. Fluoxetine is an SSRI with a notably long half-life, real discontinuation effects, and — relevant here specifically — inhibition of the liver enzyme that clears both sildenafil and tadalafil, which makes it an interaction question inside a combination tablet rather than a neutral extra. A statin is prescribed on the basis of cardiovascular risk assessment and monitored with blood tests, neither of which a questionnaire performs.

In fairness, the reported per-use price is the lowest of anything on this page, and there is a coherent argument behind bundling a statin with an ED treatment: erectile dysfunction genuinely is a cardiovascular warning sign, and we say so at length elsewhere on this site. The disagreement is not about whether such a man may need a statin. It is about whether a questionnaire is the right place to decide that.

Reasonable for

  • Men already assessed and screened who want the lowest per-dose price in this category
  • Men who will ask exactly which actives and what doses their specific prescription contains, and check the answer

Not for

  • Anyone taking nitrates in any form, including recreational 'poppers'
  • Men on an SSRI, or on any medication that interacts with one, if a formulation containing fluoxetine is offered
  • Men already taking a statin, or who have never had lipids checked, if a statin-containing formulation is offered
  • Men who would accept a personalised formulation without being told what is in it
  • Men who have not had a blood pressure reading or blood work recently

MaleMD

Knockout Rx

Not without a physician

Daily dual PDE5 dosing, and vardenafil has no approved daily regimen.

Price
$49 / bottle
Reported as under $1.64 per pill. A 60-day money-back guarantee is advertised. Reported as unavailable in Arkansas, Minnesota, North Carolina and South Carolina.

Checked 1 August 2026. Not read at source — see the caveat alongside. Details drawn from the company’s own site.

A compounded daily capsule pairing vardenafil with tadalafil and a small amount of citrulline. The doses are modest — it is the word 'daily' that changes the analysis, because one of these two drugs has no daily regimen at all.

Not verified at source

MaleMD blocks automated access to its pages — four separate paths were tried. This entry is drawn from third-party reporting and search indexing of MaleMD's own published material, corroborated across more than one search. In particular we could not read what compounding or FDA disclosure appears on their own site; the absence of a quoted disclosure below means we could not verify it, not that none is made. Treat this entry as less reliable than the primary-sourced ones and check against MaleMD directly.

Reported specifications

Reported composition
Vardenafil 6mg, tadalafil 6mg and L-citrulline 100mg, in a capsule
Dosing
Reported as taken daily rather than as needed
Preparation
Reported as compounded by a partner pharmacy shortly before shipping, described as ensuring maximum potency
FDA status
Compounded. We could not verify the wording of any FDA disclosure on MaleMD's own pages.
Claims
Reported marketing states the active ingredient has been shown in studies to help men last 7–10 times longer
Labs or examination
None described

Our assessment

The individual doses here are the most modest on this page — 6mg of each PDE5 inhibitor, well under what any of the on-demand products contain. On strength alone this would be the least concerning combination we have looked at. The regimen is what moves it.

Daily tadalafil is a real, approved thing. It is licensed at 2.5mg and 5mg once daily and it is genuinely useful, particularly for men who want spontaneity or who also have benign prostatic hyperplasia. At 6mg this sits just above that approved daily ceiling, which on its own would be a minor observation.

Vardenafil is the problem. Vardenafil is an on-demand medication. It is approved at 5mg, 10mg and 20mg taken before activity, and there is no approved daily-dosing regimen for it — no licensed low dose, and no established evidence base for taking it every day indefinitely. A daily capsule containing vardenafil is therefore not a lower-dose version of an approved therapy; it is a chronic exposure to a drug that was never studied for chronic use.

Put the two together and the distinction from the rest of this page becomes clear. The on-demand combination products expose a man to two PDE5 inhibitors episodically, on the evenings he chooses. This one does it continuously. Both drugs lower blood pressure through the same pathway, and a daily regimen means that additive effect is present every day rather than occasionally — including on the days he is unwell, dehydrated, drinking, or starting a new blood-pressure medication.

The citrulline is the third of the three and, as with the vitamin elsewhere on this page, it is doing very little. Trials of L-citrulline in erectile dysfunction have used doses around 1.5 grams a day. 100mg is roughly a fifteenth of that. It is a reasonable ingredient at a token quantity.

Two pieces of the marketing deserve a closer look. Being compounded fresh for maximum potency sounds like a quality control assurance and is not one — freshness is not what verifies a drug's content, and the point of an approved product is that its potency has been tested rather than asserted. Similarly, a pharmacy operating in an FDA-registered facility is an administrative fact about the building; registration is not approval, and the phrase reads as an endorsement it is not.

The efficacy claim is the weakest part. Lasting 7 to 10 times longer is a comparative statement with no stated comparator and no cited study, and it is describing the wrong thing: PDE5 inhibitors act on erectile rigidity, not on ejaculatory latency. Multipliers of that order are the sort of figure associated with SSRIs used for premature ejaculation, which is a different drug class treating a different problem.

In fairness: the per-dose price is competitive, a 60-day money-back guarantee is more than most of this category offers, and daily low-dose PDE5 therapy is a legitimate clinical strategy when it is the approved drug at the approved dose. The objection is specific — it is to the vardenafil, and to deciding on chronic dual therapy without anyone taking a blood pressure first.

Reasonable for

  • Nobody we can identify from a website — daily dual PDE5 therapy is a regimen to set up with a physician who can monitor it, not one to start from a questionnaire
  • If daily dosing appeals, ask a prescriber about tadalafil alone at its approved daily dose, which is the evidenced version of this idea

Not for

  • Anyone taking nitrates in any form, including recreational 'poppers'
  • Men on alpha-blockers, antihypertensives, or anyone whose blood pressure runs low
  • Men with cardiovascular disease or a history of dizziness or fainting
  • Men who would take a daily medication without a baseline blood pressure and blood work
  • Men who read a 7-to-10-times claim as a clinical finding

BlueChew

BlueChew GOLD

Not without a physician

Four actives, two of them stacked above their approved single-dose maximums.

Price
Not published
No pricing was displayed on the product page checked. A plan is selected before the medical profile step — you choose what to buy before anyone has reviewed whether you should have it.

Checked 1 August 2026. Details drawn from the company’s own site.

A compounded sublingual containing four active ingredients at once, including doses of sildenafil and tadalafil above the FDA-approved maximum for either drug on its own. This is the most pharmacologically aggressive product on this page by a wide margin.

What the company states

What it is
Compounded sublingual tablet described as a 4-in-1: sildenafil, tadalafil, apomorphine and oxytocin
Base strength
Sildenafil 70mg · Tadalafil 18mg · Apomorphine 2mg · Oxytocin 160 IU
High strength
Sildenafil 90mg · Tadalafil 22mg · Apomorphine 3mg · Oxytocin 200 IU
Extra strength
Sildenafil 110mg · Tadalafil 22mg · Apomorphine 4mg · Oxytocin 240 IU
FDA status
BlueChew states: “The featured products are compounded drugs. The FDA does not approve or verify compounded drugs for safety, effectiveness or quality.”
Directions
Place half to one tablet under the tongue 15 minutes before activity; effects stated to last 24–36 hours
Consultation
Online medical profile, completed in minutes
Provider review
Typically within 24 hours, asynchronous
Labs or examination
None described

Our assessment

Start with the numbers, because they are published on the product page and they are the whole story. The maximum FDA-approved single dose of sildenafil is 100mg. The maximum on-demand dose of tadalafil is 20mg. The Extra formulation contains 110mg of sildenafil and 22mg of tadalafil — more than the approved ceiling for either drug — and it contains them together, in the same tablet, alongside two further actives.

Sildenafil and tadalafil are the same class working on the same enzyme. Combining them is not additive convenience; it is additive pharmacology, including additive blood-pressure lowering. There is no approved product that does this, and no randomized evidence establishing the combination, let alone the combination at these doses.

The third ingredient deserves particular attention. Apomorphine is a dopamine agonist. A sublingual apomorphine product for erectile dysfunction was developed and did not gain US approval; the apomorphine products approved in the United States today are indicated for Parkinson's disease, not for ED. Its well-documented effects include nausea and vomiting — pronounced enough that the injectable Parkinson's formulation is used alongside an antiemetic — together with dizziness, hypotension and syncope. That is a third agent lowering blood pressure in a tablet that already contains two.

Oxytocin is the fourth. It is a peptide hormone with no established role in treating erectile dysfunction, and peptides are poorly absorbed sublingually because they are degraded before they get anywhere. Its presence is difficult to justify on evidence.

Then the directions: half to one tablet. The patient is being asked to titrate a four-drug compound by splitting it by hand, without a measured dose of any single component and without anyone having taken his blood pressure.

We would say the same of any clinic doing this, including ours. Nothing here requires you to distrust the company — BlueChew publishes every one of these numbers openly, and states in plain terms that the FDA does not verify compounded drugs for safety, effectiveness or quality. Read their own disclosure and their own dosing table, then decide whether a twenty-minute questionnaire is the right amount of medical attention for it.

Reasonable for

  • Frankly, no group we can define from a website — this is a product to take to a physician who can see your blood pressure, your medication list and your cardiac history before you order it

Not for

  • Anyone taking nitrates in any form, including recreational 'poppers' — an absolute contraindication with any PDE5 inhibitor
  • Men on alpha-blockers, antihypertensives, or anything else that lowers blood pressure
  • Men with cardiovascular disease, arrhythmia, or a history of fainting
  • Men prone to nausea, or who have reacted badly to a dopamine agonist before
  • Anyone who has not had a blood pressure reading and a medication review recently
  • Men who have never tried a single agent at a standard dose — which is almost everyone reading this

03The thing to understand

“Compounded” is not a marketing word.

It appears in the small print of most products in this category, usually phrased as something positive — custom, personalised, tailored to you. It is in fact a regulatory status, and it is worth knowing exactly what it means before you buy on it.

A compounded medication is prepared by a pharmacy rather than manufactured under an FDA approval. Compounding is legal, longstanding and genuinely necessary: it is how a patient who cannot swallow a tablet gets a liquid, or how someone allergic to a dye gets a version without it.

What it is not is an approved product. An FDA-approved drug has been through review of its safety, its efficacy and its manufacturing. A compounded preparation has not. That does not make it dangerous; it means a layer of verification you probably assumed was there is not there.

The molecules in most of these products are excellent. That is not the same as the products being well evidenced.

The second thing worth separating is molecule from format. A combination of two PDE5 inhibitors in a fast-dissolving sublingual is a new product built from old, well-studied ingredients. The trial evidence belongs to the ingredients. It does not automatically transfer to the combination, the dose, or the route.

Which brings us to dose

This is the part that gets least attention and deserves most. Because a compounded preparation sits outside the approval system, it can contain a dose no approved product contains — and the number on the label is not automatically a number anyone has studied.

For reference, the maximum approved single dose of sildenafil is 100mg. For tadalafil taken on demand it is 20mg. Those ceilings are not arbitrary; they are where the trials stopped finding more benefit and started finding more side effects. A compounded product containing more than either, or containing both together, is operating past the edge of the evidence that made these drugs first-line in the first place.

More is not better here. PDE5 inhibitors lower blood pressure as part of how they work. Stacking agents that share that mechanism stacks that effect, and the men most likely to be attracted to a stronger formulation — the ones for whom a standard dose disappointed — are frequently the men whose disappointment was caused by something a higher dose will not fix.

None of this makes the online model wrong. It makes it something you should enter with an accurate picture of what you are getting, and a dosing table is a good place to look for that picture.

04 — In fairness

What these companies got right.

It would be convenient for us to argue that the online model is simply bad. It is not, and pretending otherwise would fail the standard we hold everything else on this site to.

  • They removed the hardest step

    The barrier to treating this condition has never been the medicine. It is saying it out loud to another person. These companies deleted that step, and enormous numbers of men were treated who otherwise would not have been.

  • They published prices

    Openly, before you commit. Much of medicine still does not, and we adopted the practice on our own pricing page for the same reason.

  • They made discretion the default

    Plain packaging, no waiting room, no receptionist. We build our clinic around the same principle.

  • They are cheap for the right patient

    A low-risk man with a recent physical who needs a familiar prescription refilled is well served here, and would be poorly served by paying for a full workup he has already had.

The distinction we would draw is between refilling and diagnosing. These services do the first well. They are not built to do the second, and the trouble starts when a man uses one as though they were the same thing.

On coverage

This list is not exhaustive and is not a ranking of the market. Most entries here were read directly from the company's own published pages. Where a company blocks access to those pages, the entry is built from third-party reporting instead and is labelled 'not verified at source' in the review itself — that label is a real caveat, and an entry carrying it should be checked against the company directly before you act on it. Prices and formulations in this category change constantly; check the date on each review.

Important

The information on this website is provided for general education and does not constitute medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. Erectile dysfunction can be the first sign of cardiovascular disease, diabetes, or hormonal disorders. Always consult a licensed physician about your individual circumstances, and never start, stop, or change a prescription based on what you read here.

How we grade our own treatments

If you want the other thing

A diagnosis, rather than a subscription.

If you have already been assessed and just need a refill, the products above may serve you perfectly well. If nobody has taken your blood pressure in years, that is the appointment to make.